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ETERNAL FACEPALM -




ATTENTION! - If all else fails Lower your standards




WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am, #124005
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am, #124004
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am, #124003
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am, #124001
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am, #124000
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am, #123999
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am, #123997
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am, #123996
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am, #123994
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am, #123992
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am, #123989
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am, #123987
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am, #123984
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am, #123979
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am, #123978
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am, #123973
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm, #123934
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm, #123928
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)


CRUNCHY FROG - Well don't you even take the bones out? If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?


TAGS: crunchy frog monty python pickles
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2011, 5:54 am, #219483
Well played.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:21 am, #78777
Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary like Praline or Lime Cream ? A very popular flavour I'm led to understand.


INTRODUCTIONS - Hey baby, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.




EFFORTLESS -


TAGS: sourpuss baby lemons pickles evil
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Verdeckt - June 4, 2011, 9:39 pm, #219592
Sweet..
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:22 am, #219568

lol...fav'd dog


BAD PICK UP LINE -


TAGS: calendar pickup line pun
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

litamyra - August 8, 2011, 6:24 am, #222669
gave you a 5 cuz of the pun of using bad trucks for you image lol


IF I COULD BE YOUR INTEGRAL - I'd be indefinite so I can be the area under ALL your curves


TAGS: pickup line
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Zook

ArmyUAS - February 6, 2011, 7:55 am, #211732
Don't start with the calculus puns... Those things derive me crazy
GySgt1811 - February 5, 2011, 6:06 pm, #211695
Yes, I'm sure she can function but can she differentiate?


FRIEND -


TAGS: friend flower pick tear rot
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - June 26, 2012, 6:52 pm, #236662
O-O-O-Okay…sounds a peck intriguing. I’ll try to pick up on the vibes, but don’t make me yawn, my sensitivities become that of a slack jawed mouth breathing troglodyte when I commence yawning…serious glad yer glad to be back
Rick69 - June 26, 2012, 5:02 pm, #236656
Thank you... Very warm welcome back... Thanks... I have decided to change my outlook on MotiFake for the moment... Let's see how this goes... I will do something I gave up a long time ago... Something I used to do... The reason I am who I am here...
GaryO - June 25, 2012, 7:34 pm, #236624
Ho…..someone had a memorable camping trip….welcome back Mr Rick. 5L for the sake of herbs.


DOOMED PICK UP LINE: - Hi, I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus!




BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates


TAGS: september challenge trucks when prime was a little pickup
Rating: 3.76/5

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Airman - July 6, 2012, 5:09 pm, #237036
MR M, it's from 2009.. it doesn't get to see the light of day much anymore
motinet - July 6, 2012, 3:58 pm, #237034

136 votes and not a single facebook share?!?!?!??
rerun - October 5, 2009, 8:34 pm, #124177

next she will be showing the one with him n**e on the rug in front of the fireplace
Airman - September 28, 2009, 12:06 pm, #122380
THAT is funny
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 9:06 am, #122344
genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:14 pm, #122210
Great and kinda sweet too. Altogether now: "Ahhh, Moooommmmm!"
DrunkenDave101 - September 27, 2009, 7:02 am, #122060
This amuses me
Cam - September 27, 2009, 4:02 am, #122058
Hahaha. Very nice. 5 lions.


INITIATIVE -


TAGS: success initiative pick a lock
Rating: 4.65/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:10 am, #228431
won't be p5cky on this one. just make sure you don't touch it with your bare hands, cause with all that rust you might get jawl5ck :)


CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW -


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm, #165690
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


REVENGE -


TAGS: revenge car pickaxe
Rating: 3.1/5

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mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 1:58 pm, #239387
what are you talking about WIFE? that is what we do to minecraft cheaters


YOU SAY GOODBYE - and I say hello hello hello


TAGS: iceman pickup artist
Rating: 4.88/5

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kangboy123 - September 29, 2011, 1:20 pm, #224630
hm this reminds me of the F.T.Island song hello hello hello
boinger - September 20, 2011, 5:50 pm, #224454
I freakin' love that song
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2011, 10:00 pm, #224392
I can vouch for the selfish in bed part....he's a total cover hog.
Reality Lord - September 16, 2011, 5:52 pm, #224361

lol5...hugely


bullies welcome -


TAGS: pick on fat people
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 20, 2013, 8:56 am, #249854
I’m savin’ my money, going for the fat-ugly-decrepit trifecta
MissPriss - September 19, 2013, 1:28 pm, #249824
Where do I register? I'm a work on one problem at a time kinda gal


COMPETENCE -




BULLYING -




ADDICTION -


TAGS: i hate starbucks overpriced taste nasty pick me up a grande ok
Rating: 4.89/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 9:25 pm, #195404
I am addicted to redheads and everyone has ripped my heart out. Time to find another, I will never learn.


ROYAL ASCOT RACE - So YOUNG! So ANGRY!! DAMN THAT RAP MUSIC!!




AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -


TAGS: yogurt fruit on bottom stirred pick up line august calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 12:44 am, #189445
4L for the poster, 1+L for obeying the calendar! Good on ya!


HEY LADIES - How would you like to sit on my lap and discuss anything that comes up?


TAGS: doomed pick up lines
Rating: 3.7/5

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Anonymous2 - August 14, 2010, 9:30 pm, #189523
Tryal, first, if the line is said wrong, it's doomed. Second, if you get a tr***, whatever pops up first might not be yours...
tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:12 pm, #189481
1L... its supposed to be "hey baby why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up first"


JACK BLACK - He no need a microphone


TAGS: tenacious d jack black pick of destiny
Rating: 2.48/5

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Fatty - April 8, 2009, 1:48 pm, #71576
Jack Black is amsome!!! even if this poster's grammar kinda sux...
Bunny - April 8, 2009, 9:50 am, #71519
He just needs a good, hard kick up the arse.(that starts with a K not a D, kids!!)


PICK UP LINES -


TAGS: pick up lines date love
Rating: 4.61/5

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silentexploding - November 6, 2011, 12:31 pm, #225605
How much does a polar bear weigh? How much? Enough to break the ice!


AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -


TAGS: fell from heaven pain s m pick up line
Rating: 3.75/5

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tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:21 pm, #189485
thats what the paper bag is for
Arkot - August 14, 2010, 11:25 am, #189464
Because it looks like you landed on your face.


ENTER -


TAGS: pick this version admin i fixed the e thanks
Rating: 3.49/5

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Sean - May 21, 2009, 6:51 pm, #81401
No wait. This is the "fixed" version. Everybody now "YAWWWN". I hear ya.
Sean - May 21, 2009, 2:52 pm, #81366
It's evil!
thatonechick - May 21, 2009, 1:56 pm, #81359
How ironic! d*** that Enter key...
Sean - May 21, 2009, 12:18 pm, #81351
The first one, which is this one. The first "E" should be a little lower. It's up way too high. *weeps unconsoleably*
Airman - May 21, 2009, 12:16 pm, #81349
Which one is rated higher? First or second? there could be something to this
Sean - May 21, 2009, 11:38 am, #81335
Oops. I posted a slightly better version of this a few minutes after this one and they both got posted. Sorry about that.


THE ONE REAL GOD -


TAGS: god religion atheism real pick
Rating: 3/5

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tugtramp - July 22, 2012, 5:37 am, #237511
God of Thunder "hi, I'm Thor" Valkerie (after a hard night partying) "Your thor! I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!!"
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:39 pm, #230910

here's a thought banana. compare offending someone of belief...any belief...with offending someone who has no beliefs...for their non-beliefs. i a**ume the religion you're preaching is "im right...you're ALL wrong"ism. best maybe to respect the difference
banana82 - March 7, 2012, 7:31 pm, #230861
Haha, what!? Atheism is the only view on religion *not* depicted here! I just wonder which one of all religions is right. (By the way, if you think Pink Unicorns don't exist, is that a 'religion' too? Would you be an a-pink-unicornist or something?)
holymoly - March 6, 2012, 6:51 pm, #230767
I don't see my Bong
ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 6:31 pm, #230762
Why the phuque do atheists feel the need to preach their religion?


FROM YOUR BACKSIDE - I thought you were repulsive However, after seeing you from the front I find you rather attractive




RURAL DRIVE-BY - Outraged with DQ for dropping Cheese Curds from the menu Keith and his trailer park boys decided to bring the hurt.


TAGS: and pick up some buster bars for later
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 11:28 pm, #180864
read his tags on his posters. those are really funny
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 11:24 pm, #180861
Even a busted clock gets it right twice a day. So the clock has a much better avg.
GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 11:20 pm, #180859
every weekday, the raisin tries, and tries, and tries, 8,9,10 different pics, rejected, and back again the next day...but on occasion, when the moon is full, and the cat has had a bath....he takes one deep to the yard. like 103969 and 102534
TheTrashHeap - June 18, 2010, 11:06 pm, #180851
C'mon GS Dish!
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:59 pm, #180847
LMAO! I believe it.
GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 10:58 pm, #180846
you should have seen the first 5
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:39 pm, #180840
Well played!


SHOPPING -




YOUTH -


TAGS: i swear im not really talking about giraffes honest no letters to the studio please and no picketting this time
Rating: 3.57/5

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GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm, #182912
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am, #120607
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am, #120605
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am, #120603
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am, #120555
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power d***o called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am, #120551
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am, #120550
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am, #120549
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am, #120548
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am, #120547
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am, #120546
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am, #120545
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am, #120544
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am, #120543
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am, #120542
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am, #120540
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am, #120531
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am, #120530
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am, #120529
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am, #120523
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am, #120522
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am, #120521
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am, #120520
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am, #120514
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am, #120512
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am, #120508
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am, #120507
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am, #120506
WHAT?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am, #120505
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am, #120503
Defensiiiiive...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am, #120501
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am, #120500
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am, #120498
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am, #120497
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, s**ts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, ***kheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am, #120492
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am, #120491
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am, #120489
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm, #120479
than*
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm, #120477
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm, #120473
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm, #120472
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 m**********r." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm, #120469
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm, #120466
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm, #120342
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm, #120340
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm, #120315
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm, #120145
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm, #120144
JUST THE BEST POSTER OF THE YEAR!!!


CHERRYPICKING -


TAGS: pastor unprepared tries to pick a verse
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:04 pm, #123453
This one never fails to give me the chuckles
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:56 pm, #99128
But don't get me wrong, when it comes to kids 'n such, I think there is far too little she-bear action.
Sean - May 28, 2009, 10:48 pm, #82792
Thanks. Started off as an a**hole atheist rant but then I thought that Jesus warning the good folks about something our mothers used to was where the real funny lived. I think you agree with me on that.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 10:37 pm, #82788
An hour until swimming. Sweet. This is why your stuff consistently rocks.
BoneCD - May 28, 2009, 10:07 pm, #82779
Ahhh...childhood memories along side the pool...always so d*** worried about dieing cause I just ate a cookie...d*** you, how will I sleep tonight *positive thoughts, fetal position...calm, calm*
Bob Chin - May 28, 2009, 9:40 pm, #82772
The fish weren't really fresh?


FAIL.. - Gravitational pull doesn't count as magnetism.




AAAAAAYYYYY!!! - How 'bout it sweetheart you 'n me 'uh?




Not Another Word -




Male or Female -




WHAT A COMPUTER VIRUS ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE - "Wrecking Crew" virus attacks Motifake Moderator's keyboard.




PICKPOCKETS -


TAGS: pickpockets vacation
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - April 2, 2014, 6:59 pm, #254035
SHOes SHoes shoes shoES shOES!


Right Time And Place -


TAGS: no slap pickup line
Rating: 4.89/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2014, 11:52 pm, #253522
The master Melon rides again.
Reality Lord - July 5, 2013, 8:17 am, #247383

am5ome


don't get it -




CROQUET IN THE BACK YARD -


TAGS: pick on siblings
Rating: 4.63/5

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crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 7:28 pm, #231509
Up hill, both way5, no doubt.


THE PICK-UP LINE -


TAGS: pick up line failure humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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GaryO - August 8, 2013, 8:03 pm, #248466
On the other hand, Tacos are good


hilarious -


TAGS: food dinner party picky eater
Rating: 4.4/5

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lgvernon - February 3, 2014, 4:15 pm, #252658

I couldn't agree more. We have a friend who can never eat anything. I jumped through hoops for her for years. Now, she can go hungry,


pickle jar? -


TAGS: pickle jars give women problems
Rating: 4.29/5

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Bullridinwenck - April 22, 2013, 2:51 pm, #245288
yall can see she is just hiding her arms behind her and her man is behind her flexing
Greeny - April 17, 2013, 5:26 pm, #245138
Like Dean Martin said: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 3:11 pm, #245130
S-o-o-o, does she have arms at all, or is she holding onto something?
EmilioDumphque - April 17, 2013, 2:35 pm, #245128
I predict bruises on some lucky man's loins.


HEY BABY -


TAGS: monkey smooth pickup wytch
Rating: 4.22/5

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gas - August 12, 2011, 9:34 am, #222930
the animal theme may have ended up being tiresome, but IMO this one was funny... maybe you should submit less posters, and the worth woud be best rated
forseti - August 12, 2011, 3:55 am, #222926
thx V!
Verdeckt - August 12, 2011, 2:49 am, #222925
Ok, enough with the animals. Don't limit yourself.


The humiliation of Mr t boone pickens -




WEDGE -


TAGS: nail wall toothpick toe
Rating: 4.08/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2013, 9:17 am, #242903
Dang, I felt that one


THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR -




HOW TO PICK UP - Here's to Roy Williams, for publicly announcing to all women out there that he is on the rebound and is willing to spend $76,000 on a wedding ring. I tip my hat to you sir




TRUE STORY -


TAGS: pickup true story
Rating: 3.8/5

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Rick69 - March 23, 2013, 7:12 pm, #244607
... How you doin' ...
Greeny - March 22, 2013, 10:28 pm, #244586
Reminds me of Rick back in 69 - except foor the hat and the beard...


ONCE AGAIN - Picked last


TAGS: pick
Rating: 3.44/5

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GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 8:58 am, #161880
LOL, 5L


PICKPOCKETING - is running rampant in the mean streets of Nebraska


TAGS: pickpocket goat farm
Rating: 2.5/5

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Mr.Danger260 - September 21, 2009, 9:34 pm, #120363
"Mean streets of Nebraska",the ultimate Oxymoron.


HEY MAN I HAVE A NEW PICK UP LINE - I'm gonna try on those girls over there. What is it? "Mind if I hang out here til it clears out over there where I farted?


TAGS: doomed pick up lines
Rating: 2.33/5

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Feasibly - August 14, 2010, 10:54 pm, #189532
Was it not doomed enough?


ARE THOSE KOSHER? - They had them at Sader but I wasn't sure...


TAGS: pickles
Rating: 2.31/5

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FACEBOOK - Being picky; doesn't make you friends




CAUGHT - Want to take a nice picture of a couple but he had to ruin it didn't he!




Nitpicking -


TAGS: takes tiny picks
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - May 20, 2015, 11:44 pm, #261319
At least clean up?
JesusWept - May 20, 2015, 10:47 am, #261303
HAHAHA! I think Gary was a slave driver in a past life. Gary Legree. L L L L L
mizzdizz - May 20, 2015, 9:47 am, #261299
Then they'd have to pay them all that overtime!


Fish Pick Up Lines -




Oldest Profession -


TAGS: old aged poor pick up line needs work call girl
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 19, 2014, 11:16 pm, #258969
Why Miss Priss, I was jus' thinkin she might be good at enjoyin herself a little ole lollypop! LOL!
MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 9:53 pm, #258959
OMG...my gutter mind had a reply regarding what she still has to be in the biz & it has nothing to do with talent. No way it would of passed censor. But thanks for an image in my head that will haunt me for the rest of the weekend...teehee.
mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 6:18 am, #258916
If she's still in business, she's got talent! LOL!
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 4:57 pm, #258824
Thanks Thedge!
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 4:56 pm, #258823
Uggs, got her # if you're interested.
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 4:55 pm, #258822
Sod...thanks for the bahaha comment!
Thedge - December 12, 2014, 2:44 pm, #258811
Sod... those are some good tri-focals. Where and how much? 5L
ughomer - December 12, 2014, 9:17 am, #258798
Not Fade Away!
Oldsod - December 12, 2014, 7:01 am, #258795
Keith Richards wears stilettos?


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